haha they really are retards i guess
anyways, story of the zodiac in ff9 below, thought i'd add
ARIES
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Story: "The story of 12 Zodiacs. The 11 Zodiacs pondered. How best to
catch Virgo's Heart? Aries headed east."
TAURUS
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Story: "Taurus had an idea. He would give Virgo a gift. Through the
forest and over the mountain, he found a star."
GEMINI
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Story: "Gemini thought by the river: 'I will sing her a song'. He didn't
know where she was, but he hoped his song would reach her."
CANCER
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Story: "Cancer headed to the cape where Virgo waited. The sun was setting
into the ocean. Will he finally see her?"
LEO
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Story: "Leo was waiting for the sun to set into the ocean. Then Cancer
showed up, and they began to fight. Into the ocean they fell."
VIRGO
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Story: "Watching the sunset from the cape, Virgo whispered, 'My only wish
is to be with you now...'"
LIBRA
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Story: "Libra was a perverse fellow. He would always walk in the opposite
direction of the sun. Would he ever see Virgo?"
SCORPIO
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Story: "Scorpio was very timid. He always looked at his shadow, until one
day, he decided to look away. He walked up a hill."
SAGITTARIUS
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Location: In Lindblum, to the left of the woman selling pickles.
Story: "Sagittarius dashed through the night, defying the chilly northern
wind that was touching his right cheek."
CAPRICORN
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Story: "Impatient Capricorn ran up a hill toward the sun and fell asleep
from exhaustion."
AQUARIUS
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Story: "Aquarius arrived late. He asked everyone, 'Who kissed Virgo?'"
PISCES
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Story: "Pisces said to Aquarius, "Virgo made her choice. Go see him and
he'll tell you the rest."
OPIUCHUS
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Story "Their future was uncertain, but Scorpio and Virgo kissed in the
light of dusk that moment meant everything."